Every other day, or night, I get a call from my local Duct Cleaning Service providers.
When the calls began a few years ago they came from India. I could tell because of the phone numbers, accents and names. Names like Krishna and Kamala.
Then everyone was sent back to school and had their accents adjusted and fed a few colloquial phrases. Soon after they were assigned a pseudonym and their calls were routed through a 416-exchange.
Somewhere out there, there are a bunch of disturbed call center owners + operators that are assuring their clients that these new “call localization” strategies are responsible double digit sales increases. Their key presentation slide might look something like this:
Tactics + Response rate
India Calling 1/ 1000
416 Calling 2 / 1000
416+Pseudonym 4 / 1000
Clearly things can only get better.
I don’t think so. I think that the duct cleaning campaigns demonstrate that some ideas are just bad ideas that need to stay in the box.
That when you try to refine a bad idea you do more harm than good.
The increase in Duct Cleaning sales may serve a few lucky little businesses but they have tarred the medium with the brush of illegitimacy.
Hold on.
I need to take this call.
Hey I’ve just won three free nights in Wawa!
This is an excerpt from a letter to one of my clients.
I’m posting it because I’ve written this memo or presented this argument at least 100 times in my career. So from now on I’ll just link to this blog post.
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Dear all,
Thank-you for your negative response to my creative recommendations.
I cannot think of a better way to demonstrate why I believe that we MUST always ask our clients to approve each creative brief before we begin work on their projects. If we don’t we’re just playing pin the tail on the donkey. This includes work you do for your agency too.
Next steps:
As usual,
Frank by name + nature.
Smart doesn’t always look smart, but Smart laughs all the way to the bank.
On my travels I see a lot of stores that really don’t get it.
This one does.
When I first saw this store I shook my head in dismay. Then I realized what I was looking at. It does a wonderful job of supporting its customer promise: “We Buy – Sell – Trade anything used.”
The storefront also tells me that this is not your average store and that IF you want to enjoy your visit, you had better park all of your retail “best practice” preconceptions – except maybe most of them:
Very smart.
I love designing communications that are clean and simple – like my own web-site.
And I love working with Sarah Sabatini (AKA The Web Fairy) at 6P Marketing, Winnipeg.
You’re looking at and hopefully enjoying the latest fine tuned iteration of Wehrmann.ca
Another great Sabatini-Wehrmann collaboration.
I walked and talked with Ali today on my morning walk with Charlie. He told me that his passion is running and that he runs about 40 miles a week to stay in shape.
Ali wants to be able to enter any partial or full marathon event he wants to participate in – knowing he’s in shape to do so. He went on to explain that he needs to run more – about 70 miles a week to make the most of his abilities.
His passion + his regime reminded me of other oblique performance metrics I’ve encountered on my own journey. For instance:
Like Ali, a clear vision (seeing yourself in the lead + in great shape) helps you sort out how to get into there.
All true masters are slaves to routine.